So we have these beach parties every summer, and we just eat and eat and eat until the sun goes down. Then we make s'mores. Then the annoying police dude on the ATV interrupts us and tells us that open fires on the beach are illegal now. What ever happened to the good old days? Well, we never listen and we never really get in trouble. We just keep building our fires and apologizing and telling them that we haven't been to Nantucket in a long time. HA! They drive off, scratching their chins thinking... weren't those folks here 5 nights ago ?